Things I learned this summer...

1. Don't kiss your favorite office friend. You will lose the friendship. That is the thing that hurts most.

2. Petty, insecure women are the root of everything evil.

3. Confident, kind women are the root of everything good.

4. An inflated sense of self importance is destructive.

5. The pursuit of balance is paramount.

6. You ALWAYS have a choice. Always.

Oh and some legal things. I learned legal things.